![]() Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re hot!.Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.You’re so cute that you made me forget my pickup line.I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas this year. Listen, don’t freak out if a fat man kidnaps you in the middle of the night and puts you into a big bag.Know what’s on the menu for tonight? Me ‘n’ u!.My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t hold it in. ![]()
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